Macaulay Glynn

CAREER APTITUDE TEST

sign painter, read my first result for the what-should-you

be-when-you-grow-up test we took in grade school
on desktop computers. still, in the guidance office,

they told me I could be anything, so I became
a portable radio. then, a canyon railing. I tried
to become many things: unabandonable

as a barn cat. no dice. next, a magnitude
of resistive force acting against an open
palm, a slapdance tune played against skin.

from there, I became a factory of sounds. a mill
filled by much machinery. the jaw alone
is a simple machine, the mouth made of two levers,

a shared a temporomandibular fulcrum.
I became a clicking socket. Ticking, like
that crocodile pregnant with a clock.

to play Peter Pan, Mary Martin became a boy
in the 1960 television musical loved by a child
who grew up and became my mother. in the second

act, Peter’s medicine becomes poisoned, turns red—
a theatrical convention of change only the audience
can see. Mary Martin leaps to her feet, pleads

clap if you believe. I become a person who believes
in helping. I believe it when I learn the pained scream
used in over 400 films was found on a stock reel

labeled Man Being Eaten by Alligator. leaving the movie-plex
late one night, I become a bad date, privately thinking
there is so much my mother would love

but will never see. at the end of the musical,
the lost boys become repentant for their wayward days.
they clasp their hands before Wendy’s father,

promise if adopted, they will grow up, they will shine
his shoes, they will never be a bother. I recognize
the scaly sound. it follows me to work, drags me underwater.

Macaulay Glynn is a recipient of a writing fellowship from the Marion Clayton Link Endowment, and a winner of Epiphany Magazine's breakout 8 prize for poetry. She is a former director of the Binghamton Poetry Project, a literary service program that offers free poetry workshops to adults, teens, and children in the greater Binghamton area. Her poems have appeared in Yes Poetry, Typishly, Ragazine, and elsewhere. She is a poetry editor for Harpur Palate. 

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