Frances Klein

THE AUTHOR OF MY LIFE IS GOING THROUGH SOME SHIT

She summons a rainstorm to symbolize my sadness.

The clouds that have glowered all day finally open 

in a sullen drench. She locks my keys and phone

in the car and sends me into the rain with a half-broken

umbrella to carry home the groceries. The bent struts are

my resolve, the worn canopy my sanity. When I get home 

she has given the spare key to a neighbor for emergencies

such as this. The neighbor is in Montana, my key safely

linked on her keychain. My sadness and my groceries and I sit

on the porch waiting for my husband to come home.

In the first draft he is halfway to California with his secretary.

In the final draft he kisses the mingled drops from my cheeks.

 

To show I am suppressing past trauma she breaks 

the pipe connecting my bungalow to the city sewers.

She stirs memories of misery as a complement

to the thick, clotted shit bubbling up in the basement sink 

after every flush and shower, every rinse of dishes. 

She gives my landlords an address on the East Coast, 

no time for Pacific property problems. Each night I bale out

the sink with a bucket, choking on fumes. I carry pail 

after pail to the backyard to spread on the roots

of the lemon tree, on the squash and tomato beds.

In the first draft I repress. The whole garden rots and dies.

In the final draft I heal. Lemons grow fat and fragrant on the branches.

 

She thinks parenthood is a barrier to creative ambition, so she

drops a rejection in my email, the notification chime drowned 

out by my son whirling around the room in a tantrum 

the Tasmanian Devil would envy. While I calm him (or not)

the literary eye lovingly details the half-filled notebook abandoned

on the end table, pen patiently waiting on top. On the night

of the Big Reading she gives him the flu. He rains vomit 

on the carseat, on the seatback, on my hairstyle painstakingly

constructed to look effortless, on the dress I chose only after texting

options to six friends and my mother. The reading goes on.

In the first draft I weep while I hose down the carseat.

There is no final draft. She keeps saying she will write it during naptime.

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